I Have Ages Yet

I've had such a brilliant time at home with Mum. All I have to do is pull on my lead and she is in such a strop. Running riot isn't in it..........such fun. She does give me the odd smack but do I care?

I was a little taken aback when she said that she would tell Dad, but that won't worry me as he won't be back for ages. Anyway, he'll be so pleased to see me that he won't care what I've done. Well, I don't think he will. Oh, dear, happen I best behave just in case.

No Dad

He went and left us. Mum says that he has gone to England and won't be back for ages, but that is a bit beyond me. I've found one of his socks and I won't let go.........Mum thinks that is really gross!

I helped to do the washing today and hid one of her slippers amongst the pile. She looks really funny with one clean one and a very mucky one. Now that I've taught her how to do it happen she'll have a matching pair tomorrow.

At Home With Dad

Mum went off somewhere this afternoon and left me alone with Dad. He is so boring!

I played with my toys and had a race around the apartment whilst he sat reading his book. He needs to get a life. I did manage to rouse him a little when I had a go at the bin. Having retrieved one lamb chop bone this morning, I chose my moment and got another! Well done me! He couldn't even catch me.

It's much more fun with Mum as we play games...............don't leave me again.