I'm Being Trained

It is all so confusing as all I seem to hear is the word 'NO'. Why can't I bite fingers and toes but it's ok to chew on a bone? Why do I hear 'bad girl' when I piddle in the lounge but get a 'good girl' when I do it outside? I wish someone would tell me the reason for sitting at the kerb edge, just to get up again to cross the road.

This is my list of things to learn before I'm six months old......(yeah right!!):

To walk on the lead without pulling.

To sit and stay.

To come when called.

To go into bed when asked.

To be quiet when asked.

To keep my feet on the ground and not jump up on other people.

To retrieve my ball

It all seems a bit harsh but there are good sides to life. I met my mate, Deefer, this evening during my walk with Mum and Dad. We had a five-minute rough and tumble. For a Rottweiler, he's not a bad lad!