Friday, 22 February 2008

Nasty People

Dad took me to see the vet today because I've had diarrhoea for a couple of days. I've been feeling fine but you know how those oldies worry. They panic every time I sneeze!

The vet explained that my tummy is still weak after my illness last year. She gave me some special food and some medicine and told Dad to get a muzzle for me.

That sounded well exciting and I couldn't wait until Dad came back from the pet shop. Not a treat after all but some form of medieval punishment. What do I look like!

I can't pick up anything, people think that I bite and I'm so unhappy. No food until tomorrow either. I'm going to bed and if Mum thinks that she will get a photo of me wearing it she has another think coming!

Tuesday, 19 February 2008

Hyperactive

Another label which has been stuck on me. I'm sad and grumpy tonight as everyone has a bit of a down on me. Even Mum smacked me today and that is so rare.

It all started so well. Dad took me down to the football ground and I chased Topsie's red ball for ages. Then we all went out for another walk which was a cunning plan to tire me out for the day. The oldies had dinner later and took me down to the church square for an hour or so. Stupidly, they expected me to have a nap but I wanted to join in with the children and play footie. Then I spotted some chewing gum which is my favourite sneaky snack. Another smack!

I did have a wuff or two with brother Cody earlier. He commiserates but couldn't come home and help. Dad says that I need an ASBO.

Tuesday, 12 February 2008

Waiting

Remember my brother Marco? His mum was online yesterday and promised to send me a photo which was taken the day that I was born. We've all been waiting and waiting but it hasn't turned up yet.

So annoying..............I want to see what I looked like and my Mum does too!

Monday, 4 February 2008

Cats!


Nasty horrid spitty things. To be honest I've never really come across one before today. I have seen some wandering about in the distance but didn't pay much attention.
I was walking home with Mum and Dad earlier when I noticed something crawling from under a car. Being a nosy tike I went for a closer look. It went berserk and started hissing and spitting at me. So scary!
Things to be avoided.........CATS!!

Wednesday, 30 January 2008

Oops!

Mum said that we had to go for an early walk today as she had promised Dad that she would do a roast dinner this evening. All went well until she saw Auntie Pam and Uncle John sitting outside Penny's Bar. She didn't take much persuading to have a beer with them!

Actually, it was really nice because I met a lovely little girl and her mum took me to the park with them. She dropped loads of Quavers onto the floor too!

We were going to go home then but Mum spotted Auntie Caron and Charlotte at Antonio's bar.......another flippin' beer! THEN...................Dad turned up. No dinner and we are both grounded tomorrow!

Thursday, 24 January 2008

Grounded!

I've been naughty again. Mum let me off the lead this morning so that I could have a run around the park. I was having such fun that I wouldn't go back to her when she called me. It seems that this is classed as bad behaviour and I could have been run over. I sense a new list coming on!

She wouldn't take me with her when she went to meet Dad earlier. I really hate being left at home so I behaved. Nothing ripped or broken and happen I might be allowed out tomorrow. Please Mum xx

Friday, 18 January 2008

Heartworm

Mum took me to see the vet today as I had to be weighed again. Eight kilos! I must have big bones.

Now that I'm older, Dad thought he should explain why I need to have a monthly dose of anti-heart worm fluid placed on the back of my neck. It seems that mosquitoes can bring these worms and they attack the heart. There's no way back as the picture shows. It makes me shudder just to think of it.

He said that he'd leave the 'birds and bees' lecture to Mum..............I wonder where they go!